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Minister Of Music Tasers Pastor

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 Here is a whole new approach to”conflict resolution“. From praiser to taser. Priceless!


A minister of music has been charged with using a Taser to shock the pastor of an Alabama church during a fight over pay. The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office says the fight happened last Sunday at New Welcome Baptist Church.

Authorities say Pastor Daryl Riley handed the minister of music, Simone Moore, his final check and said he would no longer be needed. Moore disagreed over the pay and shocked the pastor during an ensuring argument. He was charged with second-degree assault.

Several other church members were involved in the brawl. Officials say Deacon Harvey Hunt stabbed the music minister’s mother, Agolia Moore. Hunt was charged with third-degree assault.”


Posted by on August 15, 2011 in Conflict, GOOOFY, Ministry, relationships


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10 Reasons Ministry and Sissies Are A Bad Mix

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“SBC Voices” tells it like it is! Realism vs Idealism. My own soul resounded with a hearty AMEN!Ministerial vocation isn’t for sissies, the weak of heart or the uncharactered.


“The blessings of ministry far outweigh the realities below; however, ministry is definitely not easy…If you enter pastoral ministry…”

10Not everyone will like you.
  9… You will make people angry regardless how godly you handle yourself; it comes with the position.
  8… You will feel like a failure often; and when you do appear to succeed, the fruit that is produced cannot be accredited to you. God alone gives the increase. Thus, there is little “sense of accomplishment in ministry” that you may be accustomed to in other vocations.
7 You will fight legalism and liberalism, along with laziness, ignorance, tradition, and opposition.
6  Not everyone will respond positively to your preaching, teaching, or leadership. You will bring people to tears with the same sermon: one in joy, another in anger (I have done this).
5… You will be criticized, rarely to your face, and frequently behind your back. This criticism will come from those that appear to love you, those that obviously do not like you, and pastors and Christians that barely know you.
4 You will think about quitting yearly or monthly, if not weekly or even daily.
3… You will be persecuted for preaching the truth, mostly from your brothers and sisters in the pews.
2… You will feel very lonely on a consistent basis, feeling like no one truly knows you or cares how you feel, because you do not want to burden your family, and trust-worthy peers are few and far in-between. Because of the “super-Christian” myth accredited to pastors literally, you will find it extremely difficult to disclose your deep thoughts and feelings to others. Thus, you will struggle with loneliness.
1… You will probably pastor a church that is barely growing (if at all), is opposed to change, doesn’t pay well, has seen pastors come and go, doesn’t respect the position as biblically as they should, doesn’t understand what the Bible says a pastor’s or a church’s jobs are, and will only follow you when they agree with you (thus, they’ll really only follow themselves).

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Posted by on May 30, 2011 in character, criticism, influence, Ministry, quotes, Sissies


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Ted Haggard Confesses He is Bisexual

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The disgraced-but-reinvented Pastor admitted he is bisexual in a February interview with GQ magazine. [See his comments below]

This comes after Haggard has insisted repeatedly on multiple television talk shows,with  supportive wife at his side, that he is a “straight” heterosexual.

Nothing quite like a self appointed defrocked  minister stating  to the public  for years that  he is heterosexual,  “coming out” with he is really bisexual.  Ted also admits that he used to watch gay porn, was – and probably still is – a compulsive masturbator! 

What is most startling is that Haggard states the only reason he is content  to stay with his wife and have sex with her is  because of his age.  He is 54…but, if he were 21…wahoooooooo!

Any  casual bible reader knows that after 21, it’s biblically unlawful to swing both ways! But if Ted dared to go  AC / DC  at age  54, he  would really violate biblical guidelines for practicing homosexual/heterosexual sex.

I really appreciate Pastor Haggards personal conviction to maintain a sense of biblical integrity for “age appropriate” bi-sexuality!  [for the ignorant and gullible,that is mockery and sarcasm folks on my part]

And people wonder why I get soooo ticked at the flagrant “purposeful suspension of disbelief” that christians are guilty of today. These same people watch wrestling because they choose to “disbelieve” all the fakeeeeery.

It’s  this kind of ” ignorance sustained by intentional denial” by goofy- gullible sheep that enables charlatans like Ted Haggard to even exist in “ministry” today.

 Oh yeah, he also said that he once believed the church was the light of the world, [Jesus words] but now states he no longer believes that. However, against that belief, he went out and started his own “St James Church” and announced he would welcome “gay, straight, and bi”……and we now know why!

Why can’t people see  the flagrant lies and contradictions cloaked in ole Teddy’s deception?

Just goes to show that the country song got it right after all: ” God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy!


[Ted to GQ]

 “I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual,” the pastor told the magazine.    In the article, the pastor admits that he was sexually molested at age 7, used to watch gay porn and was a compulsive masturbator. But he’s 54, Haggard adds, so he’s content to “exclusively have sex with my wife and be perfectly satisfied.”;lst;1


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